the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
There's even glitter on my cock...
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