On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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