Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
