no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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