What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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