Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Someone came in the potted fern
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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