This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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