I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
