32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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