How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Randomize