Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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