Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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