It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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