do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He has the fingertips of a God
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