Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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