Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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