If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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