so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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