I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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