That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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