loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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