Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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