Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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