I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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