Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Where is the hickey?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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