You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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