If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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