There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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