i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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