He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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