My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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