do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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