at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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