Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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