Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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