who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
