there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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