You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm too high and old for this...
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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