In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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