i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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