Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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