apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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