just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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