she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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