they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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