Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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