quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
