On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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