Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Randomize
