i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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