I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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