Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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